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Pisa bar fined €1000 for charging Spanish tourist €26 for 3 * (coffee + brioche)

Here. Apparently the barman thought the guy was from Barcelona and wanted to make him feel at home. Why on earth was crucifixion along the Appian Way abolished?

Posted by Mr Baldie on Thursday January 26th 2012 at 20:49. Comment now
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Patrick Leigh Fermor on taking a town for the first time

With details of a free, self-guided walk from Schiphol Airport to Amsterdam's red-light district, for you, Sinterklaas, and all others of exceptional holiness.

Posted by Mr Baldie on Tuesday January 24th 2012 at 01:03. Comment now
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Free self-guided walk from Barcelona airport to Barcelona

Via the Llobregat delta, the Mercabarna wholesale food market, the Nissan car factory, a lively Sunday clothes market, decaying light industry and remains of slums, and the cemetery and castle of Montjuïc.

Bad Santa vigilante hits crime-ridden Barcelona

In c/ Parlament. Ms Santamaria (geddit) gasped in alarm, but Santa didn't blink. CC for commercial use by MJS. More.

Posted by Mr Baldie on Monday December 19th 2011 at 22:01. Comment now
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But is that acorn-fed Iberian black pig or shoe leather you’re chomping?

Illicit upgrading of jamón serrano to jamón ibérico de bellota, fraud prevention, and a statistical account of why a pig undergoing free-range fattening needs at least a hectare of oak forest.

How María Isabel Cuellar fixed her defective tortillas

A quick review of votives.

Look for a good guide, not an official one

In which I discuss anonymous threats from the official guide mafia, and take a brief look at some of 18th and 19th century Spain's stranger tourist gurus.

Posted by Mr Baldie on Monday November 14th 2011 at 17:32. 2 comments
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In the footsteps of Spartacus

Instructions on how to walk along the Appian Way to Rome from Ciampino Airport.

Posted by Mr Baldie on Tuesday October 25th 2011 at 22:06. One comment

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Conan the Barbarian (1982) Making-of Tour

I'm off through Soria, Valladolid and Zamora later this month with some folks, and pointed out to some other folks who wanted to see where Arnold trod 30 years ago that, although Shadizar has yet to be located, Doom's Hyborian Zamora may actually be the real Zamora on the Portuguese border, rather than a stony [...]

Posted by Mr Baldie on Monday October 3rd 2011 at 17:43. Comment now

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The physical invention of historical Barcelona

And how to sell it to tourists.

Posted by Mr Baldie on Thursday September 8th 2011 at 23:05. 5 comments
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